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This is the most current and accurate list of the items I have for sale through personal mail order. If it is not on here, it is either sold out, or in the case of printed comics, available through the Slave Labor online store or through Amazon.
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Issue 1 Captain, John and his first mate, Bearclaw (who fancies himself as an actual bear) are looking for new recruits to the Pirate Club, and they find 2 very unlikely candidates. With the help of their one-handed garbage man neighbor (whom the think is a retired pirate), the Pirate Club and it's pledgers are able to hit the sea for proper initiations. What they don't know is that they are about to embark on an adventure that may be too big for a group of elementary school kids. $3.00 (s&h included) Also available for $0.69 Download Here |
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Issue 2 The boys are on the run after they realize the severity of killing a friend. Phil sends them south, to a secret rendevouz, where they can wait for him to come bail them out. Along the way, the Pirate Club finds out that there is plenty of territory left in their area to be conquered, and the rival clubs aren't too keen on the Pirate Club invading on their territory. Watch the Pirate Club get ready to kick some ass! $3.00 (s&h included) |
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Issue 3 The Pirate Club battles the Bully Club and gains the upper hand with the help of an unexpected ally. Forced to flee the scene, the Pirate Club stays low as they avoid the police, rival gangs, and a vindictive convenience store clerk. Then, things get strange. $3.00 (s&h included) |
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Issue 4 Even after the whirlwind of unbelievable events in issue 3, the Pirate Club doesn't waste any time to collect their thoughts before running off to meet up with the dirty faced kids club. On the way, booby traps, rogue clubs, and an angry officer push the Pirate Club to their limits! $3.00 (s&h included) |
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Issue 5 John's been captured, Mike's stranded on a ninja infested island, and $3.00 (s&h included) |
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Brainwash Escape Victims: Vol. ONE 144 pp. Collecting the first 5 issues plus new mini comics and a little behind the scenes magic. If you've thought about picking up the series, but haven't done so, now is your chance! $13.00 (s&h included) |
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Issue 6 On their search to find Mike, the Pirate Club ran into their biggest surprise, a Club that had the ability to transport them into a video game full of fireballs, swirling blades, and monsters...can they make it out? And if they do...will they be any better off? This issue is full of fights and puzzles...check it out! $3.00 (s&h included) |
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Issue 7 What's going on, friends? This issue Pirate Club finds out what exactly happened to Mike and must face their ninja foes! Also we get a bigger glimpse at what exactly is going on with Phil and Mrs. K. Things are not looking up for the Pirate Club. $3.00 (s&h included) |
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Issue 8 This is where all of the secrets are revealed! Who is JJ's Mom? What's up with Phil? What is going ON with JJ?! And what role does the Pirate Club play in all of this?! Find out the answers here amidst a battle with multiple foes on land, sea and air. We also get a visit form some characters out of the series past... $3.00 (s&h included) |
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Issue 9 The gravity of their situation hits full force after the Pirate Club arrives at the North Pole for a "fight to the death" brawl with Santa Claus. Tensions run high as imminent death looms around every turn. The Pirate Club is bound to survive this ordeal in one piece, right...? $3.00 (s&h included) |
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Issue 10 In the final installment of Brainwash Escape Victims, the Pirate Club gears up for its final showdown with the "destroyer of imagination", Santa Claus! In a magical realm such as the North Pole, imagination can manifest itself in strange ways, but can the Pirate Club save Christmas for future generations? $3.00 (s&h included) |
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After defeating the rival clubs around Syacamore Valley, stakes are raised as the Pirate Club must battle tougher clubs, gruesome monsters of their nightmares and perhaps... each other. No one is safe as the Pirate Club makes ready for a battle against the most evil of villains...(ITS A SECRET)! $13 (s&h included) OR... |
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Pirate Club Membership Packet ooooh...I can see you drooling now! Thats right...now you can be an official rank advancing member of the pirate club. Under Johns careful supervision, my cronies and I have put together a complete "how to" guide on being a proper Pirate. Complete with proper new member initiation suggestions, rank advancement, rules, suggestions on simple pirate "how to's" like collecting taxes, seizing new territory, etc. SOLD OUT!! |
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Pirate Club T-shirt! A terribly awesome image personally screenprinted, by your captain, onto a Baseball Jersey makes for a cool slice of childhood memories. Remember when you pissed in Old Man Winter's I.V.? No? Well, this shirt will MAKE you remember! Navy Blue Print on a Navy Blue/White 3/4 sleeve Jersey. Available sizes:Youth Med.-Adult XL $15 (s&h included) Click Image for larger view. Introductory Price |
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| Single Pirate Club Issues (#1-Current) and the collected volumes are also available at:
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Send Cash (if you're brave), Check, or Money Order to: Derek Hunter 983 W. 1000 N. Mapleton, UT 84664 (please allow 2-6 weeks for delivery.) |
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